1) Justin Bieber is a little girl
2) "Amigo" does not translate well to English. Example: When a waiter/guide says amigo in Spanish, it is nowhere near as creepy as when he says friend in the same context. Funnier, but no better, when they call you buddy. I never got called chief sadly.
3) Cipro and Immodium are my new besties
4) In 24 hours I will be somewhere with 15% humidity, compared to 100% humidity now.
5) Telling me "pretty things for pretty girl" will NOT make me shop in you store. Does that ever work?
6) It is sad that I can't stream Netflix outside the US.